It's easy to tell dog people from regular people. Two dog people can meet along the road, walk together for a half hour and have a pleasant conversation and part not knowing each others' names - although they will know the names of each others' dogs, their ages, breed, general health and what tricks they can do. There are also a few odd things that they do:
- They talk baby talk to their dogs
- They tell you what their dogs are saying
- They will walk their dog 3 miles a day when, given the choice, they'd prefer to take a nap.
- They sleep curled up at an odd angle and take muscle relaxants for their back pain so the dogs have room at the foot of the bed.
- They will spend 20 minutes washing and fixing their face and primping their clothes in the morning and then let the dog jump up on them and lick their faces on the way out the door because they feel so guilty leaving him behind.
- They will eat carnival hot dogs and taco truck burritos but will only buy the high protein, corn free, hypo-allergenic dog chow the vet sells for $48 a bag for their "babies".
- They post 20-30 pictures and videos of their pups on the Internet in a single week.
Just something I've observed. I have to go sit in my chair now, though. Miss Daisy wants a cuddle. She weighs 80 pounds and thinks she's a chihuahua. Oh, well, who can resist those sad puppy eyes?
© 2014 by Tom King