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I know. Let's try one of these protests in Teheran! They'll love it!
Iran's Shiraz University Iran has announced a scholarship program offering
free tuition to American students kicked out as a result of their
pro-Palestinian protests. Oh, mercy, I do hope the whole bunch of them take the deal. We should start a Gofundme to buy airline tickets to Teheran for all of them and encourage the to go try out Iranian education. What an experience that will be. Can't wait till....
1. The girls step out in bikinis and halter tops.
2. The girls go burkha free.
3. The guys try chatting up a female Iranian (probably won't be a student though - they don't like women attending college).
4. The women try speaking up in class, if they aren't banned from attending classes because they are female.
5. They try protesting because some LGBTQ folks were tossed headfirst off the science building.
6. They try to rock that purple hair, navel piercings and tatoos of naked people, serpents and skulls smoking cigarettes in public.
7. They complain about a "unfair" pronouncement by the Ayatollah.
8. They pitch their tents on the quad for a quick fun protest.
9. They show off that tramp stamp.
Well, given the cultural practices of this gang of hooligans, at least we won't have to worry about making it a round trip plane ticket!
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